I went to my friend’s house, she invited some of her other friends over for a cup of tea and a snack of ((7ash)). I simply squeezed my self between chairs after seeing all the 6absh around and sat between the two familiar faces I knew. The ((TA7QEEQ)) started from across the room in no time, a lady in her late twenties, so sharp feature and a mouth which didn’t stop cooing that lousy gum. With the loudest voice and in a ((SOQEE)) style she went like:
Annoying: So where are you from ya flanaa…?
Me : ( from earth, ya3nee weeen? )
I’m from ……. dear,
Annoying: aha, and are you working?
Me : ( maskeena she wants to give me her salary )
: Kinda!!!
Annoying: Ohhh so you’re working, where?
Me : In ………..,
now I’m trying to play wit my phone and look busy.
Annoying: Which department?
Me : (Still pretending I’m busy and didn’t hear a thing)
Annoying: Ya flanaa,
Me : ( Offffff ), Haaaaaaa
Annoying: You told me you’re working but you didn’t tell me which department??!?
Me : Just a mowa’6afa.
I swear it was so obvious enah maleee ‘7elg…
Annoying: How come you got a job like that? I’ve been looking for one for ages and still searching. Heeeh akeed wa96aa
Me : (shocked pretending to look 3adee, she's so malgoooofa)
Keep on searching akeed with your personality you’ll get a good job
Annoying: (silent for 2 minutes) where did you get your shoes from.
Me : (Allah some one is complementing my shoes)
Nine west
Annoying: you know I saw the same thing in KARAMA Dubai
Me : ( #*@?#~%/! )
After the shoe comment I decided to walk out in peace with my head low looking at my shoes…
7araaaaaam
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Obsession
My SHOE,
I’m Obsessed with SHOES, every day I sit on my PC I open the pictures but keep staring at the SHOE picture, which made me start to wonder and ask my self: “are you OK 7abibtiii”…
What if one day the world decided to get rid of all the shoes in the world for it not to get polluted?
I’m Obsessed with SHOES, every day I sit on my PC I open the pictures but keep staring at the SHOE picture, which made me start to wonder and ask my self: “are you OK 7abibtiii”…
What if one day the world decided to get rid of all the shoes in the world for it not to get polluted?
What if my feet grow so big that I don’t find sizes for a shoe?
What if Usama Bin Ladin targets all the shoes companies???
Questions we never think about but for once some one had a brave heart came and stood in front of the world to mention this.
Ya Ya what ever, the moral of the story is:
If you’re interested in me buy me a shoe,
If you want to impress a girl buy her a shoe,
If you’re going to divorce your wife, burn her left shoe…
Questions we never think about but for once some one had a brave heart came and stood in front of the world to mention this.
Ya Ya what ever, the moral of the story is:
If you’re interested in me buy me a shoe,
If you want to impress a girl buy her a shoe,
If you’re going to divorce your wife, burn her left shoe…
your wondering why the left shoe la? I'll leave that for you to answer,...
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Friday, March 9, 2007
Ya what a life…
Shop Shop Shop
It seems so feminine laaa??? Well it’s not specially when you carry heavy things and one shoulder goes lower then the other and your face looks grumpy but still it’s to far for you to go back to this one and only shopping mall in Muscat…
They said “AW GO CHECK OUT THE NEW PART OF CITY CENTER (MUSCAT)”. Now why would some one do some thing like that to me? The day of excitement came, walk up so early putting on my long black skirt going to work so early so I can make an escape around 10.00…….
Once I’m there heading to the new section 3aaaad wellla shops, wallah never seen minds like Omani minds before. They literally opened center point with 4-5 different doors and they got those lousy ugly shops around and made this pig EFTETA7 “opening” then people went happy………………. FOR WHAT???? CAN’T YOU SEE IT”S A TRAP?##*@!!
Ahhh I’ll still be going to dxb for my shopping so whom ever wants to join just hop in..
It seems so feminine laaa??? Well it’s not specially when you carry heavy things and one shoulder goes lower then the other and your face looks grumpy but still it’s to far for you to go back to this one and only shopping mall in Muscat…
They said “AW GO CHECK OUT THE NEW PART OF CITY CENTER (MUSCAT)”. Now why would some one do some thing like that to me? The day of excitement came, walk up so early putting on my long black skirt going to work so early so I can make an escape around 10.00…….
Once I’m there heading to the new section 3aaaad wellla shops, wallah never seen minds like Omani minds before. They literally opened center point with 4-5 different doors and they got those lousy ugly shops around and made this pig EFTETA7 “opening” then people went happy………………. FOR WHAT???? CAN’T YOU SEE IT”S A TRAP?##*@!!
Ahhh I’ll still be going to dxb for my shopping so whom ever wants to join just hop in..
Monday, February 5, 2007
Saturday, February 3, 2007
I want to run away
I was always told that I had sharp features and I’m a snob with an attitude that’s when I talk serious ( I can’t always keep on laughing, can I?) I really didn’t mind it until today when I came back home and my 58 year old nanny was bursting into tears (POOR WOMEN)…
I could swear for once I thought that her husband died then I remembered that she was a widow…Any ways
I sat, I changed, and I cleaned ignoring the fact that there is an old woman weeping. She lost hope and after all the mooning and crying she goes like ‘’’’Madam you no say good bye, you go work zalan?’’’’ (NO COMMENT)
I’ll leave the rest for you……..
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